As we all know, many Progressives who serve in the US Congress are from the generation that were young in the 60's. The 60's were a time of rebellion, outrageously open expressions and a time that experimented heavily in several narcotics to include LSD. This is a skit where two generation Y kids begin realizing that the reason why complete chaos is going on in our country right now is that many people who are perma fried from the 60's are legislating all of the new laws that are creating the current chaos!
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Nick: Some LSD journeys performed in the past created the concept of tax and cap where basically you let robbers steal from a company forcing the company that got robbed to raise their rates with their customers to cover the increased costs (uh, dude that's like YOU) and then the robbers pretend that they are doing something noble, but really they just ripped you off for the hell of it only because some other robbers in the Congress (Progressives gone wild) let them. So pretty much so that is how cap and tax works an I'm pissed!
Tom: So let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that all these robbers back in the 60's were doing an incredible LSD journey and devised the perfect heist to rob us on our taxes for cap & tax to save Al Gore's Earth? I mean, everybody knows now that Al Gore is a total liar of everything!
Nick: Uh yea, like totally.
Tom: Well who's going to stop them?
Nick: Uh well, the Congress right now is loaded with Progressives gone wild who are still doing the LSD journey because they're permafried and unfortunately they out number normal people right now, so basically we're up a creek without a paddle.
Tom: That's bull shit!!!
Nick: Uh yea, tell me about it...
Tom: So how do we stop them?
Nick: Maybe you could try giving them some free LSD so that they don't show up to work at Congress from partying too hard for several nights and days, has anybody tried that yet?
Tom: That's brilliant, where can we find some LSD and how do we get it to them?
Nick: Uh well, I don't know. I've never done any LSD before so just Google it or something...
Tom leaves and returns 3 hours later...
Tom: Okay, okay, so I found some LSD on line and I have a package being shipped to my house. They said it was like window payne and that window payne LSD is the Congresses favorite kind. So maybe we can get them off of the cap and tax journey and then just try to give them some free window payne LSD to redirect their journey to return $787 Billion in stimulus money back to the US Treasury since all they really achieved in abstracting those funds was to scare the bejesus out of everybody. You know my mom and dad don't even sleep right, are cranky and I'm tired of eating canned food! What do you think about that plan?
Nick: Well by golly, I think that you're on to something there. How in the world could anybody who partied in the 60's that is serving in Congress refuse any window payne LSD? They could be happy, we could be happy and the SUPER MAJORITY of people in the USA could be happy too! Holy moly, the only draw back to that plan is you'll inadvertently raise their poll numbers by tricking them into doing something smart for the first time in years. Are you sure you want to go there with that since it would be a bunch of fun to fire almost everybody in the Congress for the first time ever this November?
Tom: Yea damn it, they're about to implode our entire economic system with the World's stupidest economic policies and everybody out there like my mom and dad are about to lose their jobs, which means I'll never quit eating crappy canned foods!!! Screw it, let's just give them some free window payne LSD and call it good!!!
Nick and Tom rush out of the house and leave to ride a bus to Washington DC with boxes full of window payne LSD...
The End.
by Mike M.
http://taxmemore.blogspot.com
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